For mornings when you’re running on caffeine, chaos, and pure spite. ☕🪿🔪
Meet your new favorite mug: a porcelain ode to your inner gremlin (or your porch goose in full rage mode). Featuring a goose who is absolutely not here for your nonsense—and holding a knife to prove it—this mug makes a strong statement with every sip.
🖤 15 oz of chaotic energy containment
🌱 Lead and BPA-free material — because unhinged shouldn’t mean unsafe
🧼 Dishwasher + microwave safe (the goose demands convenience)
💥 Ideal for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who’s just done before 9am
Because sometimes inner peace is overrated—and outer honking is therapeutic.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
