"Agent of Chaos" tee

This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a warning. 🪿💣

Meet your emotional support goose—equal parts adorable and unhinged. The “Agent of Chaos” tee features a long-necked rebel who honks in the face of authority and waddles proudly into mayhem. Whether you’re the mastermind, the wildcard, or the snack thief, this shirt has your back (and your vibe).

💥 Unisex fit for maximum mischief
📦 Pre-shrunk—unlike your tolerance for nonsense
🪿 Ideal for introverts with edge, goose fans, and small rebellion enthusiasts
🧵 Premium Fabric – 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for that cloud-soft feel
📏 Lightweight Comfort – 4.2 oz./yd² – easy breezy, not clingy
🌀 Pre-shrunk – What you order is what you keep (no post-wash surprises)
🧍‍♀️ Flattering Fit – Side-seamed construction hugs just right
🪡 Built to Last – Shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps it in shape
🌎 Globally Crafted – Blank sourced responsibly from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Warning: May cause uncontrollable honking, side-eyes, and spontaneous acts of defiance.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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