“Agent of Chaos Goose” Travel Tumbler

Because world domination (or just the school drop-off line) requires proper hydration. Our Agent of Chaos Goose tumbler is here to honk in the face of spills, lukewarm coffee, and boring mornings.

Crafted for rebels on the go, this sleek stainless-steel mug keeps your drink at the perfect temp—whether you’re conquering your commute or fleeing the scene of mild shenanigans.

✨ Mug Perks (Goose Approved):
🦢 Features our sassy “Agent of Chaos” long-necked honker
🔒 Spill-resistant lid = fewer dramatic cleanups
🚗 Fits most car cup holders
🔥 Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
🥤 Lead & BPA-free – because even chaos has standards
🖐️ Hand-wash only – this goose doesn’t like getting dizzy in the dishwasher

📏 Chaos Level:
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

⚠️ Caution: To avoid unplanned geysers, open the lid before sealing it on hot drinks.



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!